9:42pm PDT, May 4, 2021
Is Gigi Hadid’s birthday present the house from “Up”?
Kate Middleton probably wants William to be a baaaad boy sometimes too.
Lady Gaga would rather be dry, but at least she’s alive.
When he thinks about golf, Prince William thinks about getting an eagle. But when thinking about his sister-in-law, he thinks about giving a birdie.
Dax Shepard is stonewalling DoorDash drivers one delivery at a time.
Piers Morgan’s opinions are like his nose: snotty.
Maybe it’s because of his late night show, but we always took Jimmy Kimmel as more of a Joker.